Note to all people living in Europe: You don’t want to piss Tiger Woods off.  Really, it’s not a smart thing to do.

But ya went and did it anyway.  And you did it in the lowest form possible…you attacked his wife.

I guess you couldn’t attack his golf game becuase he is better than all of the members of your Ryder Cup team combined.  So you did the next best thing, you attacked the love of his life.  Not a wise move.

For those of you that have been under a rock for the past couple of days let me give you the brief down low…

An Irish magazine and tabloid linked Tiger Woods wife, Elin Nordgren, to pornographic websites and said this:

“Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public,” the magazine wrote. “Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods’ wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites.”

The pictures in question can be seen here. (And they are NSFW, just to warn you)

As you can see these pictures are not of Tiger’s wife.  They are of some broad that resembles Tiger’s wife that posed nude in order to get 15 minutes of fame and piss off the world’s most dominant golfer ever, all in one shot.

Well congrats Europe and congrats to the naked girl in question, you have successfully angered the one person you didn’t need to anger going in to this weekend’s Ryder Cup…Tiger Woods.

Now Tiger can’t single handedly beat down the Euro’s this weekend (he can only play in 4 matches), but he will get his team behind him.  He will ask everyone how they would feel if this was said about their wife/girlfriend/baby mamma and to defend his wife’s honor like they would defend their own.

Tiger has always been criticized for not being a leader in the Ryder Cup and that’s all about to change.  Just because one dumb ass publication decided to print what they are calling a “satire” about Mrs. Woods.

Behind every good man stands a better woman, and Tiger is set to defend her honor.

And by defend her honor I mean kick some European ass.

Tiger’s pissed and about to enter a golf tournament.  I wonder what’s gonna happen.

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