The Madden Jinx Strikes Again
Go ahead and add Shaun Alexander’s name to your list of people that have appeared on the cover of Madden and got injured/had a bad season in the same year. Your list probably looks like this:
- 2006: Donovan McNabb (sports hernia)
- 2005: Ray Lewis (knee and back problems)
- 2004: Mike Vick (broken leg)
- 2003: Marshall Faulk (1st year under 1,000 yards rushing)
- 2001: Eddie George (hasn’t been the same since)
- 2000: John Madden himself (laryngitis)
Okay, so I made the last one up, that was just wishful thinking. Notice how the only year missing was 2002 when Daunte Culpepper graced the cover. While he didn’t have any side effects that year, he certainly has them now, so for some the Madden curse hits right away, others it just lingers until its ready to attack. Curses work like that.
Now comes Alexander’s broken foot. Can’t say I didn’t see this coming. I even warned my boy Runamuck after he uddered the words: “Shaun Alexander, number 2 pick” in this year’s fantasy draft.
(Side note: Not only did Runamuck get hit by the Madden curse, but he also got hit with the lesser known curse of drafting Steve Smith before Chad Johnson while he was wearing a Chad Johnson jersey. Both have subsequently sucked this year, so not only did Runamuck screw himself, but he also screwed the guy who got Johnson. A double whammy. Just thought I needed to point that out.)
So the question is: Who will be the next guy that is willing to face the wrath of Madden? My guess is Larry Johnson. My wish is Peyton Manning. Either way I know there’s no way in Hell that the Saints will let Reggie Bush do it. They aren’t ready for another disaster.
October 4th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Well the EA sports folks are gonna have to figure something out to dispel this curse. My guess is you’re gonna start seeing multple dudes on the cover. Sort of like they do that one commercial w/ Chad Johnson and Culpepper both facing the Madden Logo. Maybe like top QB, RB, WR or something. At least that way they can say, well even though the one guy got hurt…the other two dudes didn’t.
October 5th, 2006 at 8:13 am
Either that or they should change the name to Joe Buck NFL Football, put him on the cover, and watch as he subsequently gets hit by a DHL truck driven by a drunk Tim McCarver and we never have to hear him announce a football or baseball game again. Wouldn’t that be nice.