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The Madden Jinx Strikes Again

Posted on: Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 in: Commentary, NFL

Go ahead and add Shaun Alexander’s name to your list of people that have appeared on the cover of Madden and got injured/had a bad season in the same year.  Your list probably looks like this:

2006: Donovan McNabb (sports hernia)
2005: Ray Lewis (knee and back problems)
2004: Mike Vick (broken leg)
2003: Marshall Faulk (1st year under […]

Even Terrell Owens Is Tired Of T.O

Posted on: Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 in: Commentary, NFL

What started out as a report that Terrell Owens had a “reaction” from his pain medication and was rushed to the hospital has now taking a drastic turn for the worse.  Word out of Dallas is that Terrell Owens attempted suicide.
As you can assume this has become the news story of the day with speculation […]

I Watched A Telethon And A Football Game Broke Out

Posted on: Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 in: Commentary, NFL

I know this post is a day late, but I still got to get this off of my chest.
To some it may sound insensitive, but frankly I don’t care. A lot of people I know feel this way, but the vast majority are afraid to say anything.
And you know what I say, “If you’re […]

Tiger’s Wife Is Not A Smelly Pirate Hooker

Posted on: Thursday, September 21st, 2006 in: Commentary, Golf

Note to all people living in Europe: You don’t want to piss Tiger Woods off.  Really, it’s not a smart thing to do.
But ya went and did it anyway.  And you did it in the lowest form possible…you attacked his wife.
I guess you couldn’t attack his golf game becuase he is better than all of […]

Giambi Is The Next Dr. Phil

Posted on: Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 in: MLB

Everyone’s panties are in a bunch over this new article written by the great Tom Verducci in this week’s Sports Illustrated. The article (in case you haven’t heard about it) can be pretty much be summed up like this…Even the New York Yankees think ARod sucks.
Well that’s the spin you are going to hear […]

A Week Too Late

Posted on: Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 in: Fantasy Football

Heading into the first week of the NFL season last week I became nauseated by the overhyping of what was termed “The Manning Bowl.” The week one matchup of brother Peyton and Eli on Sunday night that was set out to give NBC one thing…ratings.
Sure a bunch of people tuned in, but what the […]

Bush Got Paid Before Bush Got PAID

Posted on: Friday, September 15th, 2006 in: College Football, Commentary, NFL

What do ya know? A former high profile college athlete was given free shit when he was in college. Who would have thunk it? I’ve never heard of this happening before.
This time it involves former USC stud and Heisman Trophy Winner, Reggie Bush.
According to sources (Yahoo News) Bush and his family “appear” […]

The Braves Run Is D-U-N. Done.

Posted on: Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 in: MLB

After 14 straight seasons the field down of Hank Aaron drive will be empty come October.  Wait, no it’s always empty come October.  In fact it’s pretty empty year round, but you get what I am saying.
The most overrated and overhyped franchise record in the history of sports is finally over…the Atlanta Braves will not […]

Even Tonya Harding Thinks This Guy’s Crazy

Posted on: Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 in: Commentary

I know that the punting job at Northern Colorado is the most prestigious in all the land, but this is a bit ridiculous.
The backup punter at Northern Colorado was arrested for stabbing the starting punter in the leg.
Mitch Cozad (that’s the crazy fucker’s name) was apparently pissed off that the starting punter (Rafeal Mendoza) […]

LT Proves He’s Still The Best

Posted on: Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 in: Fantasy Football

Larry Johnson was the consensus number one pick in Fantasy Land..his numbers this week?  68 rush yards and 80 receiving…not too bad, but not what we are used to.
Shaun Alexander was the next best running back…his numbers? 51 rush yards and 1 receiving yard…ouch.
LT?  Yeah, he’s still a beast, and he proved it last night.  […]