Italians Don’t Watch The News
The mystery behind why Zinedine Zidane’s headbutt during the World Cup Final on Sunday has been solved.
He was called a bad name.
Lucky for us the guy that called him that bad name was man enough to admit it…he just wasn’t man enough to say what exactly he said.
It’s good to see Italian Soccer players aren’t cultured. I didn’t know that you had to be cultured to know what an Islamic terrorist is, I thought you just had to be…I don’t know…Breathing? Literate? Alive? What a retard.
Do they not show World News in Italy? Are Italians too busy eatin pasta and shaving their chests to even watch the news? What’s this world coming to?
One thing I am glad about is that Materazzi admitted to insulting him, but I do which he would have told us what he said instead of:
“It was one of those insults you’re told tens of times and that
always fly around the pitch.” So here’s the Top 5 things Materazzi could have said to deserve a flying headbutt to the sternum:
5. “After this is all over will you hold my World Cup trophy while I do your wife?”
4. “Dude, I think it’s time for you to retire. All of those headers have made you lose all your hair.”
3. “Is it true that Frech chicks don’t shave their pits? Oh well, I guess I’ll find out later when I am with your mom.”
2. “Oh yeah, isn’t your mom an islamic terrorist? Oh no she can’t be I don’t know what that means.”
1. “I may bitch and moan and roll on the ground crying cause I am a whiny Italian, but atleast I aint French.”
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