So I am sure you have heard about how Tour de France winner American Floyd Landis has tested positive for a high amount of testosterone.  I don’t even know what that means, but from what I hear it’s not a good thing.

(Apparently Landis says his testosterone level is naturally high.  Maybe what he meant is naturally he likes to get high.  I could see how that could be confusing.)
What’s the deal with these cyclists.  The Tour de France has been mirred with more dirty piss than Barry Bonds urinal.  Is anyone really that astonished that the winner’s “man juice” came back positive for something?  I know I’m not.

I mean take a look at this guy.  He just screams masculinity and high levels of testosterone.  Check out his huge biceps that bulge from his tight yellow shirt. Or maybe you should look at his 12-year-old style dirty sanchez he’s rockin, now that’s manly.

If Landis is in fact dirty, no one is really gonna care.  But I would suggest that ole Floyd find whomever is providing him with his drugs and beat the shit out of them, cause their ain’t nothing masculine about this character.

He tried to be like Lance Armstrong, instead he’s more like Lance Bass.

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