Look Who’s Off The Wagon

Let me tell ya one thing. If I was a recovering alcohol and drug abuser the last place you would find me is in Hollywood…the land of the rich and famous doing a bunch of drugs and drinking all day long and all day night.Apparently our good friend Christopher thought it was a good idea.
(Side note: The scene with him and Murmer in the elevator with Sir Ben Kinglsey was priceless. Kingsley…or Sir Ben as he kept correcting clearly had the “I think I just shat myself face going on.”)
I know, I know…I am supposed to keep yapping about the saga that is Vito, but alas he was absent from this weeks episode of The Sopranos, and in a way I am glad because without Vito this episode was much better than the previous weeks. Let’s break it down.
In lew of all the talk of how Vito is gay, we get a scene where Chris is snorting lines of coke in an upscale Hollywood hotel with a hooker.
Instead of seeing Vito check out some New Hampshire’s short order cooks ass, we get an abnormally long scene at “The Bing”.
Last week we saw Vito getting chased by Benny and the Boys chasing Vito away from his house. This week we get Benny stealing from Artie, banging his hostess and shoving Artie’s hand in a nice pot of marinara.
(Side note: Benny is quickly becomming my favorite character on the show. Who cares if he got KTFOed by Artie…dude used to be on Doogie Howser and now he’s a hardass young G in the Soprano Family…I think the show could go on without Tony as long as Benny and Chris become the key players.)
This week was definatley a refreshing episode, as the previous ones were a little…how do you say it…soft? weak? Gay! Yeah that’s it. But stay tuned, cause it looks like next week it’s hunting season in the Northeast…and they aint hunting deer or moose…
..they hunting down everyone’s favorite Gaysta…Vito.